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For carry out orders please ensure you are calling the correct phone number for the location you are picking up at. In San Antonio: Nakoma St. 210.248.9609, Thousand Oaks 210.332.5708 or Austin Hwy. 210.314.1049. In the Austin/Round Rock area: Greenlawn 512.614.4027.

Please note pasta items are available at the Thousand Oaks location only. Pizza and flatbreads are not at all stores. Prices are subject to change without notice.

Expedite your order by choosing the Online Ordering option with the link above. Place your order up to 30 minutes before closing time and pay. The order will print directly to our kitchen and should be ready for you to pick up when you arrive at the store. Please allow extra time for pizza preparation.

Delivery is also an option through UberEats up to 30 minutes prior to store closing time. Visit the link above for details.

New! The Largest Cheesesteak in Texas as seen on San Antonio Live $129.99

3 foot sandwich weighs in at over 20 pounds. Includes fries and onion rings. Feeds 15 to 20. 48 hours notice is required. Payment due at time of order. Dine in or carry out. Just make sure you have a vehicle to accommodate this bad boy!

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Click on the menus below for the specific store to order from below.


Click on the menu items below to overview their webpages (not all items are available at each location) Choose your location above to view the menu for each particular store.

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Catering Menu

Don’t want some of the items that come on your sandwich?
Not a problem! You see WiseGuys know what the removal bizzness is all about!
Want to add somethin’ just ask - we’re great at makin’ things happen!

Feel free to add ingredients or change items to create your own unique sandwich. It might even get added as a special or, in some instances, get added to the menu! And, remember, any sandwich can be made into a Spinach Wrap or served on a bed of lettuce as low carb options - so drop the bread! There is also a full array of hot sauces to choose from. Check out the slider below that has some of the past specials that have been created.


At WiseGuys, each location has options as to what items they carry on their menu. This can be based on demographics of the region or personal choices. Prices also vary as shipping costs and food providers for the area charge different rates. Cost of living for a particular demographic may also have an effect on pricing. WiseGuys is committed to utilizing the highest quality products available while keeping the menu prices reasonable.


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