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441 West Nakoma St. San Antonio, Texas 78216
Dine In • Carry Out • Delivery • Online Ordering

Hours: Monday - Thursday 11 - 3pm • Friday & Saturday 11 - 8pm Sunday Closed. Our Thousand Oaks location is open on Sundays.

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The first San Antonio, Texas location at 441 West Nakoma St. opened it's doors December 1, 2014. Plans are in place to open several more stores in the San Antonio area.

We are pleased to say the road construction that has plagued our store for over a year is over!

Visit us on Wednesday during lunch between 11- 2pm for a chance to win a free lunch. Every 20th person in line gets one!

WiseGuys has added UberEats as a delivery service option. Reasonable fees, with drivers already out in force to handle the orders even during peak periods. Please note that pizza will take a bit longer to prepare.



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2895 Thousand Oaks - San Antonio, Texas

Dine In • Carry Out • Delivery • Catering • Online Ordering
Hours: Monday - Saturday 11 - 9pm
Sunday 11 - 8pm

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WiseGuys Thousand Oaks is the second location for the San Antonio area. The official opening date was June 1, 2016. It was apparent right off the bat that this store was going to be a hit. While the Nakoma store captured a strong luncheon crowd, the Thousand Oaks location clearly has the edge on dinner with large families from the local community. A fantastic location just at the corner of Thousand Oaks and Jones Maltsberger with plenty of parking available.

There is a new special on Tuesday! Get a Large 2 topping pizza for just $12.99!

Thousand Oaks has a large dining area with many booths lining the sides. There is even a "Godfather Table" with a red velvet lamp hanging above it which seats eight. Just don't be in one of the seats with your back to the room if you know what I mean! This store also has a comfortable bar with bottle, tap beers and wine service. There are several TVs in the bar to view your favorite sports events.

There are rumors about Chicago deep dish pizza in the testing stage here at the Thousand Oaks location. These rumors are very true. Deep dish is just around the corner!

As always you can call your order in advance at the number above for expedited service.Our friendly staff look forward toserving you the finest authentic Chicago eats in the San Antonio area.

Why put yourself though the chaos and confusion? Fughettaboutit! You should be relaxing and enjoying yourself. Let WiseGuys cater your next party, business meeting or special event.

There is something for everybody. Choose from traditional party trays: cold cut sandwiches, fruit, cheese, vegetables or Pasta trays Penne & Pesto, Spaghetti & Meatballs or Marinara. Pizzas, Flatbreads, Cheesesteaks, Italian Sausage, Gyros, salads, desserts and much more!

uber 1000Ubereats delivery service has started here in San Antonio with a bang and WiseGuysis onboard.Drivers are out there waiting for the order already. From what we have seen the delivery times are fast and accurate. Click the link on the right to place you order today!





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1518 Austin Highway, San Antonio, Texas 78218
At Sunset Square Shopping Center next to HEB

Dine in • Carry Out • Online Ordering
Store Hours:
Monday - Sunday 11-9pm

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Now serving the Ft. Sam area the new Austin Hwy. store is serving the same authentic Chicago Style food you have come to love at our other San Antonio locations. 

The Austin  Hwy. store is the 3rd location for San Antonio set at the intersection of Austin Hwy. and Harry Wurzbach. It has a large dining area for dine in.

In a hurry? Place your order on our website as a "Online Order".  You pay online and the order prints directly to our kitchen. When you arrive at the store, don't wait in line!  You have already paid. Just go up to the "Pick up Order" sign where your order will be waiting. Available up to 30 minutes before closing.

Every day is military appreciation day. Come in uniform and receive a special discount for your service. Swap a unit patch for our wall and get a FREE dessert!

Check in with Yelp at WiseGuys Austin Highway and receive a FREE combo (fries and drink) with each sandwich purchase. Offer is valid Mon-Fri 2-5pm only.

Tuesday night from 4-8pm Kids eat free for each pre-paid adult meal.

And, as always, Wacky Wednesday. Every 20th person in line receives a free meal from 11 - 2pm!




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3200 Greenlawn Blvd. #120, Round Rock, Texas


Dine in • Carry Out • Delivery • Online Ordering
Store Hours:
Sunday - Thursday 11-8pm
Friday - Saturday 11-9pm

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The kitchen is set up. The dining area is set up. Our phones, internet for the POS system and Sirius are up and running. We have passed our plumbing inspection. Our venthood electric and fire surpression have installed. It is down to inspections and we get open. Nature slowed us down yesterday as the freeze shut everyone down.

Boy has this one been a long train coming! You asked for it and it is finally here. The Greenlawn store Round Rock is the latest expansion for WiseGuys. We plan on Opening several more stores it he Austin area so keep an eye out.

The Facebook response has be phenomenal at Round Rock. Fellow Chicagoans have been hounding us for months to get this one open. Keep an eye on facebook to see just where we get the doors unlocked for the public.

To our friends at Dell, we can't wait to show you the new choices we offer for lunch or diner. Stuck behind that desk. Been there, done that! UberEats delivers and we are just a few short blocks away! Check out our Online Ordering section on our website.

Our manager Dave has been working Austin restaurants since before most of you were born. Dishwasher to manager, he's done it all. Old school! Another Raw Deal (1110 west 6th street), tending bar at Steamboat 1874 (the heart of old 6th street), what is now Cain & Abel's at 24th and Rio Grande except it was just good ole Abel's in 1979. "Love it so well." Good Eats Cafe on Barton Springs Rd.. Balboa Cafe 6th St.,  Dan McKlusky's butchery 6th. Then, In the 90's Mr. Gatties Pizza for 7 long years as a manager trainer on Far West Blvd. "I love to eat and Austin's got it! "



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